tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post2178034999896326651..comments2024-03-25T00:30:44.421-07:00Comments on Veterinarians Behaving Badly: ........You might be a vetwebhillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05938934194973454729noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-473114913688255712012-03-13T13:18:31.085-07:002012-03-13T13:18:31.085-07:00"If you can't think of a bodily fluid you..."If you can't think of a bodily fluid you have not had on your body.....ymbav."<br /><br />I recently had a corneal ulcer rupture and spew aqueous into my mouth. True story. Now I really have had all bodily fluids on me...Gwenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01165191121438989924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-58880726089967488432012-02-13T04:47:44.527-08:002012-02-13T04:47:44.527-08:00If you wear scrubs on your days off because you ar...If you wear scrubs on your days off because you are the most comfortable in them...ymbav/ymbavt<br /><br />If you have thrown cat testicles onto the ceiling so that they stick and then take bets as to when they will fall...ymbav/ymbavt<br /><br />If you can diagnose the cause of the diarrhea just by the smell...ymbav/ymbavt<br /><br />If you've made a necklace out of puppy tails and cat claws to highlight your Halloween costume...ymbav/ymbavt<br /><br />If your children have teethed on sterile rawhide chews or nylabones instead of human teething rings...ymbav/ymbavtSuzyCVThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825763720111998244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-31083568742866871882012-02-05T06:06:03.712-08:002012-02-05T06:06:03.712-08:00If you haved combed your hair at work with a dog c...If you haved combed your hair at work with a dog comb because you left yours at home...ymbav<br /><br />If have gone shopping for food after a long day at work and only notice you are still wearing your manure-covered stethoscope after leaving the store...ymbava.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08212993331350897860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-54330166885976089752012-02-04T13:40:50.477-08:002012-02-04T13:40:50.477-08:00If while walking home from the pool with your chil...If while walking home from the pool with your child you see a collapsed dog, quickly establish that it is your patient and your clinic is currently closed, hop in the owner's car and direct them to your house, dash in and find your child's thermometer, diagnose heat stroke, and cool the dog down in your front yard with all your neighbors watching... all while wearing your swimsuit. YMBAV<br /><br />If you diagnose your husband with hip dysplasia and send him to his doctor with the radiographs you took. And your diagnosis was correct. YMBAV (Happened to a friend, can't take credit.)arianavethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01245942949150917456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-44283548235231333912012-02-04T12:40:42.481-08:002012-02-04T12:40:42.481-08:00if you look at a hamburger bun with sesame seeds a...if you look at a hamburger bun with sesame seeds and think "ooo tapeworms!"... ymbav/ymbavt<br />if you go into a grocery store after work or during lunch and realize you still have blood all over you... ymbav/ymbavt<br />if you go near a blacklight you inspect yourself for ringworm...ymbav/ymbavt<br />when you explain the potential for zoonosis to an owner when a fecal comes up positive and in your head you wonder how many parasites you have gotten...ymbav/ymbavtsmurfyvettechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13742972667395062185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-45508144944751376262012-02-03T22:59:11.216-08:002012-02-03T22:59:11.216-08:00If you've ever thought "wow, I'm real...If you've ever thought "wow, I'm really hungry" while dissecting a cadaver or watching a necropsy... ymbav(student)<br /><br />If you've ever told your hypochondriac friend that no, they probably don't have Diabetes, because their signalment makes it a far less likely differential... ymbav<br /><br />If you've ever used an x-ray table as your lunch table.. ymbav<br /><br />If you can eat a bowl of spaghetti while looking at pictures of ascarids and not even bat an eye... ymbavstudent<br /><br />If every time someone tells you about their new puppy, you mentally start running through every disorder that breed is predisposed to... ymbavArielDVM14https://www.blogger.com/profile/06040546079829836905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-25463700205341509652012-02-03T21:32:38.827-08:002012-02-03T21:32:38.827-08:00You must add to this rachael... If you ever eat a ...You must add to this rachael... If you ever eat a Dog treat just to make a coworker smile.... ymbavtdoodlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01698250441275316575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-29149791836099951372012-02-03T20:22:41.339-08:002012-02-03T20:22:41.339-08:00If you noticed something brown and wet on your sho...If you noticed something brown and wet on your shoe, might be a leaf, might be poo, so your reach down with your bare hand to find out, ymbav<br /><br />If you've ever gone to church after work and noticed the huge smear of blood on the underside of your arm as you fold your hands to pray, ymbav<br /><br />If your friends deliberately don't ask you how your day was at dinner because they don't want to hear about abscesses and putrified flesh, ymbavRachaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00393847847837577144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-10545350021707745362012-02-03T19:11:41.418-08:002012-02-03T19:11:41.418-08:00If your pet has ever made a vet say "I've...If your pet has ever made a vet say "I've never seen that before"... ymbav tech.Adriennehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16697728645420956466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-68292088449532567872012-02-03T15:32:45.352-08:002012-02-03T15:32:45.352-08:00When you find a hair in your food, and rather than...When you find a hair in your food, and rather than be disgusted, you pick it out and try to figure which patient it came from while you resume your meal... ymbavt<br /><br />When you express your cat's anal glands and you first though is that it looks like chocolate icing... ymbavt.csimpsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08350588312109785530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-66727372725957929952012-02-03T14:06:41.211-08:002012-02-03T14:06:41.211-08:00If you pet your friend's dog and then proceed ...If you pet your friend's dog and then proceed to an oral exam...ymbav.<br /><br />If you know from experience that anal gland discharge takes a long time to clean out of your hair...ymbav.Doc Meowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16795313667593898265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-2904920456144714502012-02-03T08:46:35.557-08:002012-02-03T08:46:35.557-08:00If you are showing an ultrasound picture of your b...If you are showing an ultrasound picture of your baby and say, "Here's her rear legs."<br /><br />If you routinely eat your lunch in the treatment room, sitting *directly* under the sign that says "No Food or Drink."<br /><br />If you see random dogs at the park and start trying to mentally figure out if they've got hip dysplasia or a ruptured cruciate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-85544494503305154762012-02-03T07:03:17.089-08:002012-02-03T07:03:17.089-08:00Every time I see a commercial on TV for children&#...Every time I see a commercial on TV for children's cold and flu medicine, and they show the little kid with the fever of 101, I think..."but that's fine, why are they....owait."Daniellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02110456468899210959noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-85937529472995621622012-02-02T20:36:23.296-08:002012-02-02T20:36:23.296-08:00If your kids learnt to drink from Hills cups, inst...If your kids learnt to drink from Hills cups, instead of sippy cups....ymbavdrscvphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03173191690603316099noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-18167836236465795712012-02-02T20:15:53.594-08:002012-02-02T20:15:53.594-08:00Most of your work wardrobe has stained sleeves on ...Most of your work wardrobe has stained sleeves on your palpating side you might be animal vet!Daddy DVMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02634854474318527073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-79305769622148979252012-02-02T19:40:55.651-08:002012-02-02T19:40:55.651-08:00If you've ever smelled a body fluid in a age t...If you've ever smelled a body fluid in a age to determine if it's urine or vomit.Nickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00547292170354458260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-28745603831609416162012-02-02T14:34:05.271-08:002012-02-02T14:34:05.271-08:00If you're not really surprised at finding a us...If you're not really surprised at finding a used syringe in your bag... ymbav<br /><br />If you ask your friend how her puppy is doing while picturing her kid in your head... ymbav<br /><br />If you can swear to your clients that the dog treats sold by the local pet store taste like banana... ymbavSliding on icehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07982269523878431147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-48210642284122944892012-02-02T14:18:06.840-08:002012-02-02T14:18:06.840-08:00The testicle one had me almost on the floor with l...The testicle one had me almost on the floor with laughter.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17727993388439561464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-55108895205257712962012-02-02T13:11:15.940-08:002012-02-02T13:11:15.940-08:00If you crave a chocolate bar after inducing emesis...If you crave a chocolate bar after inducing emesis on a chocolate toxicity dog, YMBAV tech.anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09224796796338455805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-69103398312136017352012-02-02T12:12:00.897-08:002012-02-02T12:12:00.897-08:00If you have ever used types of food to describe fe...If you have ever used types of food to describe fecal consistency...ymbav.<br /><br />If you know from personal experience what pyrantel and a/d taste like...ymbav.herpvethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09160417723206825415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-71645064058293533752012-02-02T11:35:47.430-08:002012-02-02T11:35:47.430-08:00If the kitty litter cake is absolutely hilarious a...If the kitty litter cake is absolutely hilarious and not gross in any way...ymbav<br /><br />If you spill a drink on yourself and think "If this is the worst thing that gets on me today, its a good day!"...ymbavMandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06939137025915192554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-34447766092156648802012-02-02T10:47:12.906-08:002012-02-02T10:47:12.906-08:00If you ever took bets on what the color and textur...If you ever took bets on what the color and texture the spuck coming out of an abscess would be.... ymbav tech!mystkbluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15575440317168597579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-58542318570088264512012-02-02T09:34:53.921-08:002012-02-02T09:34:53.921-08:00If you can eat strawberry yogurt after draining a ...If you can eat strawberry yogurt after draining a bloody cat abscess...ymbav<br /><br />If the sight of roundworms makes you crave spaghetti...ymbav<br /><br />If you take your child to the hospital for an injury and describe it as affecting his "hind limb" - ymbav<br /><br />If you don't own a single item of clothing that isn't permanently covered in dog or cat fur ...ymbav<br /><br />If audible hemorrhage makes you laugh...ymba(experienced)v<br /><br />If you know what it's like to sneeze into your surgical mask 10 minutes into a 2 hour procedure...ymbavakdvm666https://www.blogger.com/profile/08638734058893588582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-66678938764704769682012-02-02T07:04:44.772-08:002012-02-02T07:04:44.772-08:00If you can recognize the *sound* of maggots on an ...If you can recognize the *sound* of maggots on an animal in the next room, ymbav.<br /><br />If you like to freak out the staff by stirring your coffee with an , as yet, unused fecal loop, ymbav.<br /><br />If you describe the milky pink chylous effusion from your feline patient as "strawberry quik," then immediately pretend to drink it to freak out a tech, ymbav.<br /><br />If you go to lunch and look down to see a partially dried testicle clinging to your shoe rather than the slightly less embarrassing piece of toilet paper, ymbav.SMHDVMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07631495097000738780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-79264547981802731552012-02-02T00:56:28.811-08:002012-02-02T00:56:28.811-08:00If you have a thermometer in your house marked &qu...If you have a thermometer in your house marked "humans only" because all the others have ended up in an animal's rectum, ymbav.<br /><br />If you use stainless steel dog bowls for communal snacks, ymbav.<br /><br />If your patients are continually shoving their noses in your crotch and you don't sue for sexual harassment, ymbav.<br /><br />If you've had to change your clothes four times before noon because you've been peed on, ymbav.<br /><br />If you can make your entire staff itch by uttering a single word, ymbav.imadvm4lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04409857078172264777noreply@blogger.com