tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post821242536258682181..comments2024-03-25T00:30:44.421-07:00Comments on Veterinarians Behaving Badly: Chapters We'd Like to See in the Textbookswebhillhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05938934194973454729noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-68595053049236326182017-08-29T12:14:51.594-07:002017-08-29T12:14:51.594-07:00Chapter 26: History taking: How to the same questi...Chapter 26: History taking: How to the same question in 12 different ways to get the real answer about clinical signs<br /><br />Chapter 27: Obesity: No, your dog is not just furryPatriciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02173614232622294560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-12077760280435698802015-02-16T13:40:49.774-08:002015-02-16T13:40:49.774-08:00Chapter 25: keeping a straight face while explain...Chapter 25: keeping a straight face while explaining to an owner that their dogs tail will not grow back and they cannot donate their blood we use dog blood. Lazarohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05121089946414199276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-52965547790523781572015-02-16T13:39:02.467-08:002015-02-16T13:39:02.467-08:00Chapter 25: keeping a straight face while explain...Chapter 25: keeping a straight face while explaining to an owner that their dogs tail will not grow back and they cannot donate their blood we use dog blood. Lazarohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05121089946414199276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-53681681768341528642014-11-05T15:16:34.732-08:002014-11-05T15:16:34.732-08:00No my dog does not need a distemper shot. He is no...No my dog does not need a distemper shot. He is not aggressive at all. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06239913428210097867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-22586146572624077762014-10-10T15:47:38.761-07:002014-10-10T15:47:38.761-07:00My little J'fonda is sick again, last time the...My little J'fonda is sick again, last time they said it was just a reaction from eating chocolate. I don't think that is the case this time, it sounds like he isn't breathing super well. I need to get him help, I can't stand to see my pets in pain. <a href="http://www.faithfulfriendsanimalhospital.com" rel="nofollow"> http://www.faithfulfriendsanimalhospital.com</a>Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08601873308754903826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-38813421643588934202014-09-21T10:11:32.851-07:002014-09-21T10:11:32.851-07:00Chapter 21: How to ascribe every redness, itching,...Chapter 21: How to ascribe every redness, itching, or other ambiguous symptom to either (1) the presence of JUST one flea, or (2) dog food. <br /><br />Chapter 22: How to sell the world' crappiest, unhealthy, most nutritionally sketchy dog food while getting the public to think it's a miracle blend so that you and the dog food company can keep running that scam happily ever after.<br /><br />Oh wait, these Chapters must already be in the textbooks.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17859565621544719794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-43264092326471555372014-09-19T03:34:25.224-07:002014-09-19T03:34:25.224-07:00:D:DKlarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11664883870674852551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-15561792303734266702014-09-14T15:43:25.170-07:002014-09-14T15:43:25.170-07:00Chapter 2, Part 2: Cool Sounding Fake Diseases. ...Chapter 2, Part 2: Cool Sounding Fake Diseases. For the perfectly healthy pet whose owner swears is critically ill.<br /><br />Chapter 2, Part 3: Choosing the Right Capsule. Choosing the right color for the placebo does make a difference.SuzyCVThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825763720111998244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-55519629903641920492014-09-01T19:22:06.456-07:002014-09-01T19:22:06.456-07:00New chapter: how to provide a treatment plan for t...New chapter: how to provide a treatment plan for the world's most beloved (neglected for the past 10 years) pet for being T.F. Bundy and whose owners would do anything (within their $35 budget) to fix them Petvethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17689815975938045763noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-9085213275204285602014-08-31T10:20:46.995-07:002014-08-31T10:20:46.995-07:00How to hide your garage full of sports cars to tri...How to hide your garage full of sports cars to trick your clients into thinking you aren't actually filthy rich. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14281788736668039700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-16626040339089966752014-08-29T20:38:05.936-07:002014-08-29T20:38:05.936-07:00Coughing...because we forgot to ask you if turning...Coughing...because we forgot to ask you if turning our crack fans to blow into the house could affect our pet's respiratory status...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04130483243754507552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-43806003203815844122014-08-29T17:41:19.704-07:002014-08-29T17:41:19.704-07:00Chapter 9, section 2: Table sugar, not just for we...Chapter 9, section 2: Table sugar, not just for weenies (great for prolapses too and an addendum to Kristin's Chapter 20)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00566811896334775782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-20016114493706443842014-08-29T02:48:42.088-07:002014-08-29T02:48:42.088-07:00I with we'd been assigned Chapter 1 the first ...I with we'd been assigned Chapter 1 the first week of vet school, because if I had realized this earlier I'd never have stayed in clinical practice as long as I did. Leaving practice was the best career move I ever made.Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15537103195465319250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-17779255938520505932014-08-28T17:24:13.439-07:002014-08-28T17:24:13.439-07:00Chapter 19: Anal Glands, and keeping your mouth sh...Chapter 19: Anal Glands, and keeping your mouth shut while expressing them<br /><br />Chapter 20: Abscesses and Cuterebra, or why you don't have appropriate dinnertime conversations anymoreAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07413203191056326498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4990890778229196792.post-7600805446378466052014-08-28T17:21:51.111-07:002014-08-28T17:21:51.111-07:00It just ate my post! Nooo! Take two.
1. How to di...It just ate my post! Nooo! Take two.<br /><br />1. How to diagnose from an incomplete verbal history and useless non-medical descriptions over the phone.<br /><br />2. Home Remedies; What owners can use over the counter or at home to treat a variety of ailments without having to come to your clinic (reference chapter 1)<br /><br />3. Translation Guide<br />- that mass just showed up the other day = that mass has been there for six months<br />- he didn't get into anything that would cause him to vomit like this = he always gets bacon and McDonalds and braunschweiger and some of my coffee<br />- he wasn't sick when I saw you a week ago, now he is! = when he was in a month ago for bloody diarrhea of a week duration and I declined all those diagnostics you recommended because he was starting to get better, I just didn't want to spend the money, but now I want you to give me stuff for free!Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12708082019182660608noreply@blogger.com