A sarcastic veterinary blog dedicated to all of the money grubbing vets out there who are fed up with the insanity of the American public.
Friday, January 6, 2012
YOU'RE PISSING ON MY BOOTS.................
Client comes in with his dog and the dog is wearing galoshes on his front paws. Dog is here for a 3rd opinion. It seems the dog is having urinary issues and peeing on his front legs. He's been diagnosed(or should I say misdiagnosed) with a Urinary Tract Infection (UTI), Behavioral issues and even "mental problems".
I asked if anyone had taken a look at his penis.............."NOPE"
Slide back his prepuce to expose his penis and there it was....a diagnosis and an easy fix.....
A PERSISTENT FRENULUM
Gave a light sedation and ligated and removed the extra tissue. Problem solved and no need for galoshes.
Awesome! It is amazing what a full exam will turn up?
ReplyDeleteGreat case!
ReplyDeleteIt does actually help when you LOOK at the area where the problem is. Sideslinger. :-)
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a line from the movie CLERKS: "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. "
ReplyDeleteOWWWWWW
ReplyDelete