Learning left from right is something that children do pretty young. I'm not sure exactly at what age but I'm sure that by the age of 10, most kids have that down pat. Kids are also pretty clear on the concept of mirror images. They look in the mirror and raise their right hand and they see their mirror image raise its left hand. Pretty simple. My six-year-old demonstrated this for me last year at a school event.
So, what's the deal with the people who insist that their dog is limping on the left front leg, and then after a lot of back and forth and arguing and namecalling, finally admit that they mean THEIR left, and the dog's right?
I have a patient who came in about six weeks ago and saw a colleague. The appointment was booked over the phone as "check right leg - limping." On physical exam, the dog was found to be limping on the right foreleg. Rest & Rimadyl was prescribed after radiographs were declined and the exam did not reveal a specific cause. The dog went home and recovered uneventfully.
Two weeks later, the owner called again and told the receptionist that the problem was back. The receptionist said "his right leg again?" and the owner said "no, left," and the receptionist remarked that this must be a new problem. The owner then got irate and screamed that the doctor must have written it down wrong, because it was the same leg, and it was the left leg, because she was looking at him right now and could see it was the left leg etc. She eventually came in and saw another one of my colleagues. The dog was not limping on any of his legs at that time. Again, radiographs were declined. She argued with my colleague about which leg it was. She pointed at the dog's right leg and said "now, this is definitely the leg he's been limping on. The left one." My colleague explained that that was in fact the dog's right leg. The owner argued about it. There's really no need to describe the argument I'm sure. You've been there, right?
So anyway she called me today & told me the dog was limping on the left leg "again." I said her left or the dog's left? She said "they're the same left. Left is left." I reminded her that the past two times she'd pointed to the right leg. So she said "oh right. You guys go by HIS sides, not mine." And it made me wonder - why do people do this? I don't take my kid to the pediatrician and say his left leg hurts and point to his right leg because that is what I see in my left visual field. Why do people do this with their pets???
cuz they're fucktards.
ReplyDeleteI just ask "diver's side or passenger's side" cuz otherwise I'd smack them.
ReplyDeleteI like this approach. Nice.
Delete... yeah... this works until you move to England. It's worse if you ride a motorcycle... ;-]
DeleteThis is a case of the dog being smarter than its owner. The dog knows which leg hurts.
ReplyDeleteBecause these are the same people that don't use their turn indicators, pull out in front of me when there isn't a car behind me and run over me with their cart in the grocery store. It is their world and we all live in it. They can't even move far enough away from their narcissism to realize that it's the dog's paw not their own. Frankly I'm surprised they even come in to see you because it's something else's pain not their own.
ReplyDeleteI think this is exactly it. They don't even think of the dog as a separate entity with his own feelings and perceptions. And I do wonder, if that's the case, why would they bother to get him treated? Maybe because they just don't want a "defective" dog?
DeleteIt's like when I tell them to give me the right leg & they give me the left leg. So, I say give me the other right leg. har.
ReplyDelete"Raise your right hand.....no, your other right hand."
If they read Hebrew do they get it confused the other way around?
ReplyDeleteHey, I have to do the radiology dance sometimes, with the left hand, thumb out "L" sign so I can tell the difference. Sad but true.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite scenarios with trainers on the track, "Doc, when you're standing in front looking at him, it's the leg on the left; but when you're sitting on top of him, it's the leg on the right." Or when I'm talking about the right front leg and they argue that's it's the left, and when I put my hand on the right front leg for clarification, they insist, "yes, the left leg," both of us pointing at the same leg.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't get that either.
ReplyDeleteI do the opposite. I think of my car tyres in horse terms.... Had to get the brother to repair the off hind tyre a while ago. Fortunately, he was raised in a horsey household and understood.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair I have never been good at left and right. Am dislexic and used to be ambidextrous which complicated matters. I now look at index fingers, scarred finger is left, so in front of me must be right side of object. Takes a while to figure out though. Dont be too critical on confused, if silly, clients. I have made this mistake a few times with my dog. And always feel like an idiot afterwards.
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