Friday, October 5, 2012

Rabies on the Brain


I’ve got rabies on the brain. Well, not literally, because that would mean I’d probably be dying in intensive care.
 
Last week (September 28) was World Rabies Day. It is the anniversary of the death of Louis Pasteur (more on him later).
 
Rabies is virus which causes a virtually 100% fatal neurologic disease in all mammals, including humans. According to “Rabies surveillance in the United States during 2011,” last year rabies was diagnosed in animals in 49 states (not Hawaii). Besides the “usual suspects” of bats, skunks, raccoons, foxes, dogs and cats, it was also diagnosed in cattle, horses, sheep, groundhogs, deer, beavers, otters, javelinas (shaggy piggy creatures), bison and alpaca. Bambi and Thumper could be rabid!
 
Rabies is spread by the saliva of a rabid animal. When the rabid animal bites a victim, it inoculates the virus into the tissues. Unlike most viruses and bacteria, which spread through the bloodstream, the rabies virus spreads along nerve cells. Depending on how far the bite wound is from the brain, symptoms might not develop for weeks to months to years. A person in the US died last year of rabies that was acquired from a dog in Brazil eight years previous! For eight years, the virus had been lazily moseying along, inexorably crawling up to the brain.
 
Once the virus hits the brain, bad things happen. Even in the 21st century, over 50,000 people worldwide die of rabies every year. It is a horrible death of alternating periods of lucidity and psychosis, pain, fever, convulsions, hallucinations and hydrophobia (pathologic fear of water).
 
I recently read Rabid: A Cultural History of the World’s Most Diabolical Virus, by writer Bill Wasik and veterinarian Monica Murphy. It’s a fascinating book, although I guess I might not qualify as a totally objective reviewer since I tend to get a little bit obsessed about public health and infectious diseases.
 
Wasik and Murphy weave together a history of rabies and civilization. Although many of the scary epidemic infectious diseases of humans, including Ebola, West Nile, SARS, swine flu, and hanta, are zoonotic (transmitted from animals), only rabies was known to be zoonotic before humanity ever considered the existence of bacteria and viruses. Think of bubonic plague (“The Black Death”): people didn’t realize it was caused by a bacterium spread by the bite of a rat flea. But rabies: slobbering psychotic dog bites human, human turns into slobbering psychotic animal. It was obvious even four millennia ago that rabies was transmitted by animals, particularly canines.
 
The book looks at theories, preventatives and “cures” over the millennia (the most effective preventative prior to vaccination was cauterizing the fresh bite with a red hot poker); history (St. Hubert is the healer of rabies sufferers); mythology (the slaver of Cerberus spreads both rabies and aconite); connections of rabies to werewolf and vampire legends; the handful of documented survivals of rabid humans; weird ideas that people have had to prevent rabies in dogs (one theory suggested rabies spontaneously arose in dogs due to sexual frustration and suggested prevention by creating “doggy bordellos”); rabies in various species (l’enfant du diable = the devil’s child, a skunk); history of canine mass killings in an attempt to stop epidemics; and a recent rabies epidemic on the supposedly rabies-free island of Bali.
 
The most fascinating chapter explains how Louis Pasteur developed the first rabies vaccine in the late 1800’s. In fifteen years of veterinary practice, I have never seen a case of rabies and hope I never do. Pasteur (who is also the father of pasteurization and food safety) was neither a physician nor a veterinarian, but was a really smart dude who was passionate about human and animal health.
 
You can’t grow rabies virus in a Petri dish. The only way Pasteur and his colleagues could grow rabies virus was by maintaining rabid animals in the lab, putting themselves at continual risk of gruesome death. At first they allowed a rabid animal to bite another to perpetuate the virus; then they started collecting saliva from slobbering aggressive dogs to inject into other animals. Eventually they hit on dicing up the central nervous system of a rabid rabbit and depositing it directly onto the dura mater of the recipient’s brain. By repeatedly transferring rabies directly from one rabbit’s brain to another they developed a highly virulent strain. The next step was to inactivate the virulent virus to make the vaccine strain, which they did by leaving the rabbit’s spinal cord out to air-dry for a few days. This air-dried infectious bunny brain was then injected as a vaccine: either a pre-exposure vaccine to prevent infection or a post-exposure vaccine to prevent development of symptoms after a bite.
 
The first human to receive the vaccine was a boy who had been mauled by a rabid dog. Can you imagine the agonizing wait for Pasteur to see if the boy survived or died? (He survived both the bite and the cure.)
 
We all learned in vet school that rabies is absolutely, guaranteed fatal. But some new research is showing it might not be completely 100% fatal. There was a girl in Wisconsin who survived clinical rabies after a medically-induced coma and months of rehab. And a recent paper was published in The American Journal of Tropical Medicine and Hygiene that looked at humans living in remote areas of Peru where vampire bats are a common carrier of rabies. 11% of the people had rabies neutralizing antibodies; they had not been vaccinated so those antibodies developed after infection with the real, live virus. How come they didn’t die? Has evolution favored people with a more exuberant immune system that can fight off endemic rabies?
 
However, despite this research, the odds of dying are still very, very high. Make sure your dogs, cats and ferrets are current on their rabies immunizations, and never approach an ill or strangely-behaving bat, skunk, raccoon or fox.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

The Incredible Disciplinary Action

WHOO HOO!!!!!!

The Not So Incredible Dr. Pol is on probation- AS ARE THE OTHER VETS IN HIS PRACTICE!

Check it out:

http://www.michigan.gov/documents/lara/lara_dar_042712_388373_7.pdf

Brenda Sue Grettenberger, 69-01-007301 05/26/2012
D.V.M.
Weidman, MI
Probation
Negligence - Incompetence

Eric Mitchell Gaw, D.V.M. 69-01-008005 05/26/2012
Mount Pleasant, MI
Probation
Fine Imposed
Violation of General Duty/Negligence

Jan H. Pol, D.V.M.
Weidman, MI
69-01-003494 05/26/2012
Fine Imposed
Probation
Negligence - Incompetence


A while back, we informed you in our most popular post ever, gentle reader, that Dr. Pol (go ahead and tweet him about this post!) was practicing substandard medicine. His lack of adherence to basic standards of care when it comes to sterile technique, anesthesia monitoring, pain relief and basic modern medicine has finally been addressed. Not by Big Veterinary, mind you. By some brave soul who complained to his state board about his malpractice.

Kudos, brave soul! THANK YOU!!! And thank you, good people of the Michigan Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs Bureau of Health Professions!

And the local vet school, proud MSU, sending students out to ride with him? Shame on you. You knew. You HAD to know. Students talk.

That goes twice for Nat Geo. Your staff was informed of the concerns practitioners had with showing this hack as an exemplar of our profession. Wanna know why the not so incredible Dr Pol was picked as the national role model of our noble calling, gentle reader?
His son was a production assistant. Click that last link & you can find him listed under "meet the vets" for some reason. They say he works in the "entertainment industry." Yeah. So, they needed a vet. Look no further! F for effort on that one, Nat Geo. Maybe you wanna tweet them too & tell them how ashamed they should be for promoting this kind of negligent & incompetent "care" for animals!

Here's another example for you. "Humans try to project their pain onto the animals, but they just don't feel it like we would," said Dr. Jan Pol. I can not believe that in 2012, someone is still saying that out loud.Well, he said it in 2011 I guess. Still.

Next time, email us. We'll fix you up right.

UPDATE: looks like National Geographic is choosing to completely LIE and make the false claim that this is all due to an administrative complaint, rather than due to any actual medical mistakes. Take a look at this article! I'm going to quote from that article:

The Michigan Department of Licensing and Regulatory Affairs ruled that Pol’s failure to accurately read the ultrasound, perform a C-section and to maintain any records on Mocha was evidence of negligence, or failure to exercise due care, including negligent delegation to or supervision of employees. It also found that Pol’s conduct failed to conform to minimal standards of acceptable and prevailing practice for the health profession.

And now I'm going to quote National Geographic:
 The recent fine placed on Dr. Pol is due to an administrative complaint, not malpractice or misdiagnosis. He will regularly see patients and within one month have taken a three-day course, lifting the probation.

I bet poor Mocha and her grieving family would take issue with the classification of this issue as an "administrative complaint."

Monday, October 1, 2012

Meanwhile back at VBB Animal Hospital...

I know we have a loyal technician and assistant following, and goodness knows I wouldn't want to offend them. I'm sure none of YOU, gentle readers, would ever do anything like this, however.

Here at VBB Animal Hospital we often find ourselves running out of things. You know, things like commonly dispensed medications, bandage materials, pill vials - the things we use all the time. Why is this? Well - times are tough all over, and when you order things, you have to pay for them, and when the clients can't or won't pay for anything, it's hard to cover payroll and stay in business and -

You know, this was supposed to be a humor piece, so, let's leave the messy financials out of this one. So, ok. The other day I was slogging along, seeing appointments, having an ok day really, when I was approached by a staff member. "Dr. VBB," she said, holding back a sob, "I have a problem and I don't know how to fix it!"

Now, I try not to jump to conclusions because in my line of work that can get you into big trouble but she did seem really upset and I have to say my adrenals gave a good squeeze right then. "What's the matter?" I asked her.

She held out two pill vials, one in each hand. These, by the way, were the last two pill vials we had in stock that day. "Mr. Fillitnow called and asked for refills for Landshark's medications. I saw that you had okayed two refills each in advance, so I went ahead and filled them. But - I accidentally put the labels on the wrong vials! What do I do now??"

I'll let you think about that for a minute.

What to do, what to do.

Had I been at my desk, I almost certainly would have just *headdesk*ed right then, leaving her standing there, arms outstretched, near tears, and now worried about my mental health. We were standing in the hallway beside our pharmacy however, so I simply took the vials from her, opened one, poured out the pills, looked at her, and asked "do you think you can take it from here?"

Some days I don't know why I even bother chewing through the restraints, people.

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Please don't stand so close to me!

Despite my hardened cynical exterior, deep inside I have the heart of a social butterfly. Really. I enjoy chatting with people, when they aren't being stupid idiots, and the confines of the exam room don't usually provide cause for me to feel like my personal space is being impinged upon.

That said, life is full of exceptions, isn't it?

I wish I could post a sign on my door listing the expectations I have. To gain entry to my exam room, you must be:

1. Fully clothed. If it requires bikini waxing to prevent hair from curling up above your waistband, you are not fully clothed. If I can see your areaolae, you are not fully clothed. If I can describe the fabric and color of your undergarments, you are not fully clothed.

2. Reasonably clean. This isn't to say that I mind good clean DIRT, or anything. Accumulated layers of human sweat and filth that has not been showered off in who knows how long is another thing entirely. If you've been in the garden just prior to your visit, fine. If you've been gardening all summer and you haven't showered since Easter, step off.

3. Hands-off. You must be able to control yourself. If you feel compelled to touch everything within a 4 foot radius, including my vaccine refrigerator, my otoscope cones, my prize bandage scissors, and even my own personal body - you can't come in. Go away.

4. A Pet Owner: At this point in my life, I really do not have time to talk to you unless you have a pet. I do not want to be on TV. I do not want to be in the newspaper. I do not want to do a presentation at your 8-year-old's school. If you are in the pre-purchasing phase and you are serious about finding a vet in advance - ok, yes, I will speak with you. But if you are just here to "interview" me for your own personal benefit, guess what? I am totally not interested.

What are your exam room entry rules??

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Puppocalypse

On the lighter side, a friend of ours is having a problem in her practice with zombie puppies. She explains:

We had a recent phone call that had me scratching my head.

Mrs Necro Whelper: My dog was pregnant, but she died before the puppies were born. Only one of the puppies survived. I've had him since he was two days old. He's 18 days old now, but his eyes are still not open. Should I be concerned?
 
Technician: I can't say without seeing the puppy. I would recommend that you bring him in to be examined by the doctor.
 
Mrs Necro Whelper: Oh, I don't have the funds for that. click
The technician told me about the call. Problem one: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BITCH? Seems like important background info! Problem two: if it was the caller's bitch, how is it that she has only had the surviving puppy since he was two days old? Who had him when he was one day old?? Was he BORN two days old? Obviously the only rational explanation for a 2 day old puppy being born from a dead dog: zombie puppy. The technician and I agreed that neither of us were experienced enough with zombie puppies to know when they open their eyes.

Veterinary Un and Underemployment Post

Yes, we are harping on this one.  It sticks close to home and for every vet out there that is looking for a job or struggling to keep their doors open, this is our reality.  Working for Banfield does not cut it.  Have I mentioned how each time I did relief for them, it took threats of calling an attorney to get paid?  I mean, in some cases, it took upwards of 6 weeks.  And even when I was employed by a BF "owned" by a private vet....that took me telling him he needed to write me a personal check to finally get paid.  And that is just the money thing, not the severely limited pharmacy they stock, the cook book medicine, the hard sell, the high turn over rate...etc.  I have worked in mixed animal practice, taking my own overnight call by myself, work as a GP in several practices (could only find part time, so I had to cobble together jobs), worked full time in a small emergency clinic (getting paid $30,000 less than my male counterpart even when I out produced him every freaking month), worked in a large referral/critical care place....worked all sorts of jobs.  And in my 10 years of practice, things have become worse.  Working relief, I can plainly tell you that many of the practices that are needing vets are just not good.  As in mixing steroids up with vaccines....leaving vaccines out every day.  Thinking that every cat that has urinary tract signs has an infection (ack!!!).  The good ones have little turn over.  It is like that neighborhood that everyone wants to move into, but you have to wait until someone dies to do it.  The good practices have a steady, unchanging vet staff.  Once you find that good job and that good job finds a good associate, they stick together like glue.  And the economy is slowly, slowly recovering.  However, this does not mean that the practices can grow.  In fact, many owners are letting their part time people go, so they can take the extra hours and keep their income the same.  So, this information was compiled for your perusal:


2012 JAVMA Senior Survey summary

Journal of the American Veterinary Medical Association
October 1, 2012, Vol. 241, No. 7, Pages 890-894 doi: 10.2460/javma.241.7.890
Employment, starting salaries, and educational indebtedness of year-2012 graduates of US veterinary medical colleges Allison J. Shepherd, MBA; Laura Pikel, BS

Survey offered to 2686 (entire US CVM senior population).
2502 responded.
2501 provided debt data.
2410 looked for paying work.
1272 provided salary data.

43 took a job in public practice.
547 got a job in private practice, down 17% from 2011
-49 in food animal, down 14%
-112 in mixed, down 20.6%
-3 in equine, down 91.9%
-362 in companion animal, down 14%
727 went to advanced education (internship/residency/dual degree), down 5.7% from 2011
1093 were at odd ends.

590/2410 makes an effective employment rate of 24.5%

89.2% (2232) had debt.
92% of debt was from vet school.
Mean debt was $151,162, up 6.4% from 2011
22% had debt > $200,000

$65,998 was the mean starting salary in private practice, down 1.0% from 2011
$29,628 for those in advanced education; up 1.8% from 2011

For context, 4729 took the NAVLE, 3879 passed
4118 takers and 3653 passers were from accredited schools
as there are 2686 US seniors, 4118-2686= 1432 foreign accredited enrollment
http://www.nbvme.org/image/cache/techreport11.pdf

Yes, low unemployment of vets?  I don't believe the numbers bear that out.  Grim picture for everyone that wants to be a vet?  Yes.  Down right horrifying for those about to graduate with mountains of debt and few prospects?  You bet your sweet bibby.  Unless you have a boat load of money and a sure job once you graduate, run away.  Shortly, with all of the new openings, the general IQ and scores required to get into vet school are going to go down.  It will be a luxury career for someone that is a second income to a partner.  Is that who you want seeing your pet?  When I got into vet school, there were 60 spots for 600 applicants.  If they widen that pool, does that mean that the average VCAT/GRE score and GPA goes down.  I think so.   Think long and hard AVMA, vet schools,  and large industry.  The veterinary population is begging you to sit up, take notice, and do freaking SOMETHING about this mess YOU have created.

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Yo, Irreverent Vet! Over here!!!

Dude. I don't know who you are, but I just read your article over on petplace.com and I'm trembling with rage. So, I'm going to go through it point by point, if you don't mind - seems your blog doesn't really have any comment mechanism I can find so this seemed most efficient.

Your list of things that "Veterinarians Don't Want You to Know," with VBB commentary:

1. A Veterinary Hospital is a Small Business: Duh. Of course it is a small business. Unless, of course, it is a big business because it's one of those megacorporate monstrosities. But I digress. Most privately owned veterinary hospitals are small businesses. This isn't a secret. Most people of normal intelligence are fully aware of this fact. I know no veterinary practice owners who are trying to hide this. Do you?

2. There is a High Profit Margin on Vaccines: again not a secret. I've told people how much our vaccines cost. I've also explained some of the other points you bring up. People can decide what to do. I have never had a person refuse a vaccine based on our markup after I've explained what our markup actually includes.

3. They Want to Sell You Preventative Medication: Well, maybe they do and maybe they don't. Unlike some folks, I wouldn't deign to speak for all vets, but I personally would just as soon do away with the pharmacy biz. It's just that my clients find it a convenience, and if I don't carry these things, they get annoyed (heaven knows we get a ton of complaints if we are out of stock of something!). I'm sure some vets like to keep this business in-house, and that's fine too, but don't tar us all with the same brush, dude.

4. Vaccines Can Be Dangerous: Hello! McFly! Are you actually trying to hide this from your clients? Do you actually know vets who fail to disclose the potential risks associated with vaccines? What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your party? Oh. Oops. Sorry, got carried away there. But seriously - no. I refuse to believe that my colleagues do not disclose that vaccines can have adverse effects, and allow their clients to engage in informed consent. I am completely insulted that you disagree.

5. There is No One in Our Hospital Monitoring Pets at Night: Again with the failure to disclose! Seriously? I find myself fighting with clients who want me to admit their pets to our day practice, literally yelling "BUT WE HAVE NO ONE HERE TO MONITOR YOUR PET AT NIGHT!" and they still want to have the pet admitted. I certainly would never in a hundred and fifty billion years consider admitting a pet and keeping the unmonitored overnight status on the downlow. Where do you practice anyway, that you think this is normal behavior?? Are you in Dr. Pol's neighborhood or something?

6. Vaccine Recommendations Have Changed: ok, at least you say "some" vets are still giving annual vaccines instead of longer vaccine intervals but again - this is not a thing that "Veterinarians Don't Want You to Know!" You make it sound like there is some big conspiracy and that most vets are hiding these facts from their clients! 

7. Vets Often Don't Agree With Breeders: I'm gobsmacked. You seriously think that vets do not want their clients to know that we often disagree with breeders? I would like to see a show of hands from the readership... who here finds him or herself telling a client that the breeder is wrong at least once a day?? I know I do. 

8. There are Some Things Some Vets are Better at Than Others: Were you running out of things for your list? This is just silly. No one individual is equally good at absolutely everything he or she does, and only a complete blithering idiot of a client is going to assume that he or she is. This is not a secret. 

9. You Have Referral Options - I guess maybe there are some vets who hesitate to offer referral, as you say. I'm not one of them but whatever. I'll give you this one. 

10. I'm not that Familiar or Fond of Alternative Medicine: Er - it's true I've never told a client your opinion of alternative medicine. But, they will get an earful of mine - which is essentially "show me the research, if there isn't any and it seems harmless fine, if there is some and it shows efficacy, fine, otherwise, no, stay away."

11. Most Vets in General Practice are "GP's" : Are you kidding? I am starting to wonder if you have a different way of defining 'don't want you to know' than I do. Like the many colleagues I speak to on a daily basis, I am frequently telling clients that I am a GP, and that I would really prefer to consult a specialist. Most of the time they reply "oh Dr. VBB - we really only trust YOU." To which I reply "well, if you trust me, take my advice and see a specialist!" to which they reply "oh no, we could never let any other doctor see Fluffy." *headdesk*

12. Vets Have a Low Tolerance For Aggression: Funny you should bring this up. This week I have told two puppy owners that their new puppies showed unacceptable amounts of aggression to me and that they need behavioral consults. My clients are well aware that aggression is not amusing or acceptable in my exam room. I don't jump to euthanasia as a first line of treatment for aggression, but I definitely have it on my list of treatment options, and if dedicated behavioral interventions fail or are refused, better to kill the dog than the dog kills a person. And I'm not afraid of using muzzles or chemical restraint if necessary. This is all explained clearly up front. No one who has been to VBB central with an aggressive dog comes away misunderstanding this. 

13. Vets Get Attached: Not sure why this is even on your list when you state right there that we sometimes cry. Hard to be keeping it secret when you're crying in the exam room with your client, really. But, I don't know any vets who think their clients shouldn't know how much they (the vets) care about the client's pets. Why would we not want people to know this?

14. Vets Have Bad Days Too: This is kind of right up there with number 11 and number 8 and number 1 as not really something that a normal person of average or better intelligence would not know, and not something that anyone is actively trying to keep secret from his or her clients. Whatever.

15. Cats May be Happier as Indoor/Outdoor Cats: OK, you got me! I do know some vets who would never ever be willing to state that it's ok to let your cat outdoors due to the associated risks. Good work, Irreverent Vet! Now the people know.

16. Your Dog Doesn't Need Vitamins: again, not a secret, not something anyone I know is hiding from people, actually something I tell people all the time and the people choose not to believe. 

17. Not all Foods Are Created Equal: also not sure why this is something you say vets don't want people to know....just seems like list filler. 

18. All Drugs Have Side Effects: see item 4. OF COURSE this is disclosed! 

19. If Your Dog Acts Aggressive We Muzzle: See item 12....

20. Even if Your Dog is Really Bad They May Minimize It: so you see a lot of vets shooting themselves in the foot this way? I don't. I just tell people "your dog's behavior is not acceptable" and then explain why and what needs to be done. Seems many of the vets I speak with regularly do the same....

21. No House Calls: how is this a secret? Obviously if people call and ask for a house call and that's not a service you provide, you tell them, right? How is this something we don't want people to know? Are you saying we just want people to go around assuming if they call us we'll drop everything and run over? Why would we want that? It would just end up in disappointment and anger. 

22. Many Pets Do Better When You Aren't Around: again, not something we don't want owners to know. This is something I tell people All. The. Freakin'. Time.

23. We are Often People People: Not touching this with a ten foot rabies pole :)

24. Vets Hate Talking About Money: ok this is a true statement, but I wouldn't say it is something we don't want people to know. 

25. Vets Aren't Always Right: Sigh. Again with the statements from the Department of Obvious Facts. See #1, #14.... Also not a secret.

26. Pets Can Change: again a true statement, again something I find myself explaining OVER and OVER to clients who JUST DON'T GET IT. So - I'd call this something vets DO want you to know, not something vets do NOT want you to know. Did you get your columns mixed up?

27: Vets are Not Nutritionists: well, some are. The GPs aren't, though. That's true. This is no secret in my practice, but I don't discuss it with a lot of other vets so couldn't say what is generally done. In my practice, I will offer to help with basic dietary stuff, and have sometimes consulted a nutritionist for assistance (at the school where I trained), and have made referrals to nutritionists. Tell me more about how the vets you know keep this hidden from their clients, though! Sounds like a great story hiding behind this.

OK, well - this is all I have to say. Feel free to explain yourself in the comments!