Don't care which damn percentage I am in.

I am a Veterinarian Behaving Badly-
I am passionate about my career.
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My patients are all species except humans and
horses. Actually sometimes humans also, but not horses.
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I will be paying for my education for about 30
years.
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When I hear people whine how expensive veterinary
medicine is, I listen even though I really want to scream and bang my head on
the wall.
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If my sarcastic venting teaches just one person, that
is awesome. It keeps me sane. That is
awesome also.
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Sane is generally better for my patients.
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My camera is currently not working, so I can’t
make a cool picture to post.
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I am a doctor, wife, daughter, sister, friend,
and I AM HUMAN.
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Percentages are a bunch of crap. Therefore, I
don’t care which percentage I am placed in.

We've Settled on 69%.

After much debate about what our actual percentage is, we have decided, as a group, to be 69%.

Not because it really matters.   Not because anyone cares.  Not because we KNOW we are not hated by 99% of our peers.

But because 69% is funny. 

So there ya have it.  WE ARE THE 69%!

Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics

Even more 1%

100% Pure

VBBB: we love us some Manifesto-ing!

The 1% - Now with 23% Fewer Calories!!

I am the 1%

Didn't think I was the 1%, but whatever...

I am also the 1%. Or maybe the 86%. It depends.

I just wanted to put that out there, seeing as how certain people keep saying that the VBB are not representative of 99% of practicing veterinarians, or some other totally bogus, made-up statistic.

Since I'm posting pics, I wanted throw something else out there for you guys:

This textbook has over 1000 pages, and you know what? I have read them all. I like to read, I like to learn, and I knew *before* I went to veterinary school that "Jim down at the feed store" was telling his customers that vets don't learn anything about nutrition. So, next time you hear someone telling you that vets don't learn anything about nutrition, please check and see if THAT person has read all 1000 pages of this textbook, or similar, as well as attended lectures and small group discussions with veterinary nutritionists, and so on.  Just check into that for me, ok?

I am the 1%

I am a veterinarian behaving badly.  And if I'm the 1%, I'm proud of those who stand with me.