Thursday, January 19, 2012

The brown eye

I was to examine a big fluffy dog for blood from the anus. The dog kept trying to sit as I tried to look through the copious fur.

The client said, "Come on, Fluffy! Wink at the doctor with your brown eye!"

hmmmm

Today, I had a client tell me repeatedly (I'm talking 4-6 times) that she had a dog who liked to have his temperature taken rectally. He loved to have his butt wiped as well. He especially loved veterinary rectal exams. I mean she went on and on about it. Funny that wasn't even the dog she had with her.

What is this obsession my clients have with their pet's ani (anuses?)

1 comment:

  1. Lucky, you, it always ends friendships with my patients. Offending them rectally, I mean.

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