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After an extremely hectic morning at VBB central, during which the routine of Saturday morning appointments was disrupted by a steady stream of patients from our boarding kennel who chose today to break with some kind of gastroenteritis, I sat down at my desk to do some charting and phone calls. The constant ringing of the phone is normally annoying, but today it was helpful in keeping me awake, because I'd been up all night with a severely ill family member and come straight to work without any sleep. At one point I guess the phone got ahead of the receptionist and rang through to our answering machine (yes - we still have an answering machine. It uses a tape and everything!). I heard out outgoing message play, and then I heard the raspy whispered voice of Sumdood, offering to do an assortment of sexual things to the vet next time he comes in. I was very disappointed to find out that the whisper was apparently too soft to trigger the recording by the answering machine, so I have no chance to post an .mp3 here for your listening pleasure.