Thursday, August 28, 2014
Chapters We'd Like to See in the Textbooks
A few of us at the VBB roundtable were wondering why we never see the following chapters in any of our veterinary textbooks:
Chapter 1: How to Accept That You Chose to Become an Emotional Sponge for the Public Without Killing Yourself.
Chapter 2: How to Fake Diseases in your Patients Just So You Can Steal Money from Your Clients.
Chapter 3: How Not to Giggle When Someone Tells You Their Name is Melena.
Chapter 4: A Concise Surgery How-To Guide: Cut that Shit Off... It's Simple as Shit.
Chapter 5: A Concise Surgery How-To Guide Part Two: I Cut that Shit Off But It Wasn't Simple as Shit.
Chapter 6: A Concise Surgery How-To Guide Part Three: I Cut that Shit Off, It Wasn't Simple as Shit and Now I Wish I'd Never Started This.
Chapter 7: A Concise Surgery How-To Guide Part Four: I've Been in Surgery for 3 Hours, I Cut that Shit Off, It Wasn't Simple as Shit and Now I Have to Just Close the Damned Wound and See What Happens.
Chapter 8: Surgery: The Ultimate Hack and Slash Experience.
Chapter 9: Table Sugar: Rub It on the Weenie and It Will Go Down.
Chapter 10: Foxtails: Not Just for the Gardener Anymore.
Chapter 11: Canned Pumpkin: So Many Uses, So Many Doses.
Chapter 12: So You've Just Accidently Stabbed Yourself with Euthanasia Solution... What's Next?
Chapter 13: Using a Flea Circus and Homing Fleas to Increase Your Bottom Line.
Chapter 14: Controlling your Desire to Choke the Living Shit Out of Someone.
Chapter 15: Post Grad Wal-Mart Budget: Another Way of Looking at Student Loan Debt (aka You Only Thought You Were Done Eating Ramen Noodles)
Chapter 16: Vaccines Schedules: Obviously Dr. Google Knows Best.
Chapter 17: Keeping a Straight Face When a Client Wants to Keep the Toenails After You Trim Their Dog's Toenails.
Chapter 18: Chocolate Vomit: A Love Hate Relationship.
What chapter would YOU like to see in the textbooks?
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