As any parent reading this already knows, and non-parents may have heard, kids do unexpected things all the time. The young son of Dr. VBB is no exception! This morning at 0-dark-30, Dr. VBB said "son, go outside and find that dog of yours. You need to bring her in, before we leave to go to school." The boy enthusiastically bounded outside and was gone for a good bit. After a while, the door opened and in came boy and dog.
Boy: Mom. MOM! DogBehavingBadly puked out there.
Dr. VBB: oh really? Was it food, or just bile? How many times?
Boy: [whips out iphone] Here. Let me show you the video.
I mean, really. Child stood there, and recorded the DBB puking. What does this say about him? What does this say about me? Am I raising him wrong? Not to be all "kids today!" but seriously....
At least when he showed me the video he was able to point out the plant material contained in the vomitus and to postulate that DBB had once again gone empty-stomach-grazing outside. But "and look! I already put it on YouTube!" -- really?
Funny. I might have expected him to come running in yelling "she's womitin', womitin' bad, sorr!" - but I guess times have changed.