Chapters We'd Like to See in the Textbooks

A few of us at the VBB roundtable were wondering why we never see the following chapters in any of our veterinary textbooks: 


Chapter 1:   How to Accept That You Chose to Become an Emotional Sponge for the Public Without Killing Yourself.

Chapter 2:  How to Fake Diseases in your Patients Just So You Can Steal Money from Your Clients.

Chapter 3:  How Not to Giggle When Someone Tells You Their Name is Melena.

Chapter 4:  A Concise Surgery How-To Guide:  Cut that Shit Off...  It's Simple as Shit.

Chapter 5:  A Concise Surgery How-To Guide Part Two:   I Cut that Shit Off But It Wasn't Simple as Shit.
                      
Chapter 6:  A Concise Surgery How-To Guide Part Three:  I Cut that Shit Off, It Wasn't Simple as Shit and Now I Wish I'd Never Started This.

Chapter 7:  A Concise Surgery How-To Guide Part Four:  I've Been in Surgery for 3 Hours, I Cut that Shit Off, It Wasn't Simple as Shit and Now I Have to Just Close the Damned Wound and See What Happens.

Chapter 8:  Surgery:  The Ultimate Hack and Slash Experience.

Chapter 9:  Table Sugar:  Rub It on the Weenie and It Will Go Down.

Chapter 10:  Foxtails:  Not Just for the Gardener Anymore.

Chapter 11:   Canned Pumpkin:  So Many Uses, So Many Doses.

Chapter 12:  So You've Just Accidently Stabbed Yourself with Euthanasia Solution...  What's Next?

Chapter 13:   Using a Flea Circus and Homing Fleas to Increase Your Bottom Line. 

Chapter 14:  Controlling your Desire to Choke the Living Shit Out of Someone.

Chapter 15:  Post Grad Wal-Mart Budget:  Another Way of Looking at Student Loan Debt  (aka You Only Thought You Were Done Eating Ramen Noodles)

Chapter 16:  Vaccines Schedules:  Obviously Dr. Google Knows Best.

Chapter 17:  Keeping a Straight Face When a Client Wants to Keep the Toenails After You Trim Their Dog's Toenails.

Chapter 18:  Chocolate Vomit:  A Love Hate Relationship.




What chapter would YOU like to see in the textbooks?  





  

All About the AVMA and COE - Please Listen... and Share!

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