Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Actual exam room interaction with actual client.

Me: So did you have any additional questions today?
Client: Yes. I seem to be allergic to her saliva. Is there anything we can do about that?
Me: Don't let her lick you.
Client: well I try not to but sometimes it gets on me and the allergy is getting worse. 
Me: What do you mean? you're not having any trouble breathing or anything are you?
Client: No, but I get hives and it's very itchy.
Me: Oh. Well, Local Reputable Allergy Medical Practice is just down the road and I highly recommend them.
Client: Can't we just give her something to make her have less saliva?
Me: No, that's not something I would do. 
Client: can't we give her something so I'm not allergic to her saliva?
Me: No, that's not possible.
Client: Oh. Well, I guess I'll keep making her miserable by not letting her lick me.



  1. "Dr. Fizzy said I could just wrap her mouth with duct tape."

  2. I still say you have way too many crazies per capita where you live:P

  3. No, its everywhere. I get crazies at my clinic too, I think I need to send in some submissions :)

  4. Replies
    1. I've heard there is a permanent cure for it though. :P

  5. The DUM, it is strong with this one.....

    And duct tape sounds like a great idea.

  6. I read this blog all the time, but rarely comment. I love all the posts. But... the black text on this post is awesome. The light gray text on all of the other posts is SO hard for me to read. Sometimes I highlight the text so I can read it better.

    Just sayin'. Y'know.

    Thanks for all y'all do! :)