Client: Yes. I seem to be allergic to her saliva. Is there anything we can do about that?
Me: Don't let her lick you.
Client: well I try not to but sometimes it gets on me and the allergy is getting worse.
Me: What do you mean? you're not having any trouble breathing or anything are you?
Client: No, but I get hives and it's very itchy.
Me: Oh. Well, Local Reputable Allergy Medical Practice is just down the road and I highly recommend them.
Client: Can't we just give her something to make her have less saliva?
Me: No, that's not something I would do.
Client: can't we give her something so I'm not allergic to her saliva?
Me: No, that's not possible.
Client: Oh. Well, I guess I'll keep making her miserable by not letting her lick me.