Thursday, May 31, 2012

A Dramatic Scene

INT. VETERINARY HOSPITAL (VBB CENTRAL) EXAM ROOM, LATE AFTERNOON

CLIENT: [holding leash attached to large fuzzy dog] hey doc, nicetuh seeya!

DOC: [entering room] Hi there Fuzzman! What brings you in today?

CLIENT: Fuzzman's a real mess, doc. Take a look at her back.

DOC moves in close to Fuzzman and begins to examine her back. CLOSEUP of Fuzzman's back reveals a golf-ball-sized inflammatory ruptured cyst. DOC squeezes the base of it and caseous material begins to be extruded.

CLIENT: oh god, that's really gross. Doc, is that the grossest thing ever? Omigod that is gross. I'm starting to feel sick.

DOC: [looks up at CLIENT] are you ok? Do you need to sit down? Let me get you some wat-

CLIENT, who has suddenly turned white and begun dripping with sweat, slumps down onto the floor.

END SCENE


6 comments:

  1. When he wakes up offer him some cottage cheese.

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  2. Reminds me of the guy coming in, a minute before closing time, saying: "My cat isn't eating quite well, since, dunno.... now??"
    Cat. Full of nasty and stinky tartar. We do a short time anaesthesia to resolve this, cat's puking a tiny little bit, man is running from the exam room like hellhounds behind him. Glad he got out before falling on the poor cat :-))

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  3. If it's liquid pus, I like to tell them I've got cream for their coffee.....or tea.

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