Because most of us at VBB Central are fans of the iPhone, we wanted to share our latest invention for it. We came up with this idea with our good friend Dr. Grumpy (to whom we also extend our most sincere sympathies regarding his current family emergency) after using the iPhone's LED flashlight to do an exam on a patient during a power outage. That led to the development of the latest hot iOS app! Download it now!! Only $250,000. (we have to pay for our student loans somehow).
Why stop with just a light???
WELCOME!! The NEW iFatal iPhone App!!
Need your iPhone to do more than just calculate CRIs or list boring info from the formulary? Download the new iFatal app today! No more tedious calculations for those euthanasias! Take all of the guesswork out of ending lives! Simple, easy to use, and utilizes all of the latest cool technology!
It also tracks and records all of the drug info for you, so when the DEA comes knocking and wants to know where that last mL of solution went, Siri will answer for you!
Download the new iFatal Pet Euthanasia app today!
With
iFatal you get a conveniently sized Pentobarb & Succinylcholine
cartridge, complete with hidden needle, that plugs into the headphone
jack on the iPhone 5, 5s, 5c, 4s, and 4. Simply enter the species and
weight, hold the phone up to the pet, and tap the "GO!" button.
iFatal
is compatible with IOS 6 and 7. The 7 version, however, also features
interactivity with Siri for voice commands, and direct compatibility
with Facebook and Twitter to send out status updates such as "Another one
bites the dust!" or "I'm killing animals with an iPhone and I'm $238,000
in debt for it. Fear me!"
Don't delay! Place your orders today!
p.s. please don't argue about whether the iPhone is better or worse than any other smart phone out there. We don't want to discuss that.
p.s.s. Just kidding. Discuss whatever the hell you want to discuss. We don't care! Post without censorship baby! :)
I have visions of a tired vet accidentally holding this loaded phone up to their own head & saying "Go!".
ReplyDeleteThat just made me giggle Grumpy ER vet!!! :) Probably because we all know it wouldn't be a accident! :)
ReplyDeleteAN accident. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteThere is a version under development for the Windows phone, but when we run the beta the phone keeps dying instead of the patient.
ReplyDeleteI think that there is one for veterinarians and veterinary students now called I End Depression. It is based on the recent and true work in using subanesthetic doses of ketamine to rapidly end acute, severe depression that causes a quick "reset" of the brain. I only know this as I thought I might try it if I stayed in practice. One shot before you start your weekend so you can enjoy it without the dread of monday imposing on your thoughts.
ReplyDeleteAlong those lines, I think an app called I Stop Delusions of Grandeur ( I DOG, catchy eh!) using some thorazine should be developed for AVMA leadership and veterinary academics to be administered as soon as thoughts of increasing enrollments occur.
With iFatal you get a conveniently sized Pentobarb & Succinylcholine cartridge, complete with hidden needle, that plugs into the headphone jack on the iPhone 5, 5s, 5c, 4s, and 4. Simply enter the species and weight, hold the phone up to the pet, and tap the "this" button iphone 5s release
ReplyDeleteLove that Windows Phone is on Dr. Grumpy's radar!
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