A very nice owner called this week and left a message for me.
"Please have the doctor call me, as Fluffy is having diarrhea."
We recommended an exam but no, she needed to talk to me first.
OK. I'll bite.
So I call her and I say, "I understand Fluffy is having a problem with diarrhea?"
"No, not really diarrhea... she's having pre, pre diarrhea. You know, where it's not diarrhea, but it's the stage that you see right before you see the stage that you see before they have diarrhea."
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS MEANS??? VET SCHOOL DID NOT TEACH THIS TO ME!!!!