On the lighter side, a friend of ours is having a problem in her practice with zombie puppies. She explains:
We had a recent phone call that had me scratching my head.
Whelper: My dog was pregnant, but she died before the puppies were born.
Only one of the puppies survived. I've had him since he was two days
old. He's 18 days old now, but his eyes are still not open. Should I be
Technician: I can't say without seeing the puppy. I would recommend that you bring him in to be examined by the doctor.
Mrs Necro Whelper: Oh, I don't have the funds for that. click
technician told me about the call. Problem one: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BITCH? Seems like important background info! Problem two: if it was the caller's bitch, how is it that she has only had the surviving puppy since he was two days old? Who had him when he was one day old?? Was he BORN two days old? Obviously the only rational
explanation for a 2 day old puppy being born from a dead dog: zombie
puppy. The technician and I agreed that neither of us were experienced
enough with zombie puppies to know when they open their eyes.