A sarcastic veterinary blog dedicated to all of the money grubbing vets out there who are fed up with the insanity of the American public.
awesome. Did you tell them to spray her down with water before they pet her?
No, suggested wiping a fabic dryer sheet over the cat. And keep the cat away from flammable liquids and sensitive electronics.
I bet they keep wrapping her up in fleece blankets .
Those bizarre complaints are the ones I can never figure out what to advise... I always feel like I'm totally BS'ing.
You know, I thought the same thing about the fabric dryer sheet. When I worked at a place where lined wool pants and skirts were required, I bought this spray stuff that deionized my legs. That might work, too, if they can get the cat to hold still for it.
I've recommended the dryer sheet before. Unscented is best, one sheet should work for multiple applications. I'm not sure how a cat would take being sprayed with static guard... My dental this morning turned into a "your cat is diabetic" talk. Ugggh.
Tell them to unplug her.
Don't worry about BSing. Some of the best ideas are formed when you allow your creative BS out. Behold the BS.