While we have clever writers here, we know that we do not hold a monopoly on snark and silliness in our profession. This has been discussed in our top secret, Shor-Line "Fortress of Vetitude".
I would like to ask our reader's help. The topic is ".......you might be a vet" I'll get us started, and add your contribution in the comments. The only rules are that your contribution must be both plausible and funny.
If you've ever eaten ice cream with a tongue depressor.....ymbav.
If sometimes you think it's equally important to wash BEFORE you go to the bathroom......ymbav.
If you can't think of a bodily fluid you have not had on your body.....ymbav.
If you consider anal sacs appropriate conversation over a meal.......ymbav.
Please discuss amongst yourselves.