1. One can walk down the Strip at any hour, bwak-ing like a chicken pretty loudly, and no one will even look at you funny in any way.
2. Loudly saying "pus-filled uterus" at dinner probably gets you written up on the Busboys Behaving Badly blog.
3. Champagne cocktails TID would make the average workday a lot more tolerable.
4. There are a lot of people who don't own mirrors or have any true friends to stop them from being seen in public looking like that.
5. If you're gonna boldly wear that micro-micro-minidress without any panties, do us all a favor & get a bikini wax first.
Tell us, esteemed colleague: what are your lessons from Vegas?