Saturday, February 25, 2012

Voicemail of the Day

"Uh, hi. I'm calling because - well, I got a 20-dog hoarding situation here in [place 500 miles from World's Best Animal Hospital]. Basically I'm calling all the vets I can find, just hoping to find someone who can, you know, donate some supplies and stuff to help my dogs. If you can help, please call me back at [number]."


  1. That is like someone calling a hospital and saying "I am addicted to drugs...can you facilitate this by supplying me with the drugs?"

  2. The message actually included the phrase "20 dog hoarding situation." I mean, really. REALLY. This is a direct quote. WTF?

  3. You should supply him with a visit from his local Animal Control. Yikes!!

  4. Looks like somebody's begging to have the SPCA or Animal Control called on them.

  5. I can't believe this post! It's so misogynistic!

    1. For realz...totally dripping with distain for and ill-will towards women. I mean a 20 dog whoring situation.... Really.

      ***mumble mumble****

      Oh, hoarding. Oh, well, that is completely different.