I was to examine a big fluffy dog for blood from the anus. The dog kept trying to sit as I tried to look through the copious fur.
The client said, "Come on, Fluffy! Wink at the doctor with your brown eye!"
Today, I had a client tell me repeatedly (I'm talking 4-6 times) that she had a dog who liked to have his temperature taken rectally. He loved to have his butt wiped as well. He especially loved veterinary rectal exams. I mean she went on and on about it. Funny that wasn't even the dog she had with her.
What is this obsession my clients have with their pet's ani (anuses?)