I just received the most awesome job application, and here´s why it rocks:
A) Puts in cover letter that she is looking for a certified Tech position, when she isn´t a certified Tech.
B) Misspells her own name and lists her DOB as 1083.
C) Is certified in animal first aid, when no such certification even exists. Those bullet points about EKG and defibrilation are a huge bonus.
D) Is a certified homeopath (no certification exists) that has a mobile practice in my area. Now thats´s what every practice needs, somebody adverstising their private business to your client base.
E) States that she will be a great asset in helping diagnose patients and developing treatment plans. Hmm.. I thought that was my job. Maybe she can do this between defibing patients and brewing homepathic remdies?
Is there anything missing I ask you?