Urethral blockage
Vomiting, straining, and death.
NO HE CAN'T GO HOME!
"His nose is not wet"
I think I missed the lectures
on "nose moisture scale."
"His nose is too dry"
He isn't dehydrated
Stop touching his nose!
Routine wellness check:
Did you really not notice
this foul-smelling mass?
Quick! Emergency!
He's bleeding all over me!
Oh. He broke a nail.
Yeah, I evidently missed the Nose Moisture Scale lecture as well. I also missed the lecture about how if a dog doesn't poop at its regular time it's an emergency, but it's okay to wait on repeated vomiting.
ReplyDeleteHa, been there, done all those!
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