Seriously, as I am sure happens in human medicine, we get some really messed up stuff. One night, my tech came screaming into the on call room....
"Doc, K (receptionist) is on the phone with a crazy." Due to the hysterical look on her face, I hoofed it to the front office.
K was staring at her note pad, decorating the words "crazy freak" with her pen, unblinking eyes wide.
After she hung up the phone, she relayed this conversation:
K: "Blah, Blah Emergency clinic, may I help you?"
Female Caller: "Is there a way to get a dog loose once it is tied up?"
K: "You mean from a chain?"
Caller: "No, when it is mating...and the male ties up with the female, you know, in her parts, how do you get it loose?"
K: "Well, you just have to wait, once the penis is less, um, engorged, they will separate on their own."
Caller: "But, my husband is almost home and I can't get my dane loose."
K: "Ok, well, it is just going to take a little bit of time. Can you put them in a bathroom or something?"
Caller: "No, my great dane, Cujo, is tied up with me. I can't get him out."
K: "Well, you just have to wait for everything to go...WHAT!?!?!? Ma'am, I think you need to call an ambulance."
Real life: stranger than videos you accidentally see when you click on some random link.