Male dogs have nipples just like men do.
When I ask what fluffy eats I mean everything. Please
include all treats and “chewies”.
Dogs, cats and many other species will mate with their
siblings. They do not care.
I see many rodents. Many people are attached to their rodent
pets. Please don’t ask my other clients why they would take “just a
(mouse, rat, hamster, etc) to the vet.”
When an animal that is house broken begins urinating inside
the house, don’t assume they have a behavior problem.
I will not euthanize an animal for convenience. I am sorry
fluffy is a burden to you when you decide to move.
Please, for the love of all, don’t show me your rash, cut,
lump, etc. I went to vet school to examine all other species. My medical
knowledge makes it highly probable that I know what you have, and I am grossed
out by icky humans.