Client: "My dog is licking down there."
Dr. Sarcastic: "Down there meaning where? Her legs? Her tummy? I don't see anything." (--> now baiting the owner)
Client: "No, her... um, you know... her cookie."
Dr. Sarcastic: "Her cookie? Do you mean her vulva? Her vagina?"
Client: "Um, yeah, her lady parts."
Dr. Sarcastic: "It has a name. You can say it. "V-U-L-V-A" and "V-A-G-I-N-A". Really. Humans have them too. You have kids. You should know this."
I love repeating words that make adults totally uncomfortable.