Friday, January 6, 2012

Mating the BITCH..............

Late night call at the ER Clinic..it seems this Dobie "breeder" has been trying to breed her prized bitch for 2 years and she never gets pregnant. So, it was slow and I decided to get on the phone and give her some thoughts, rule-outs and recommendations. We discussed medical problems, infectious causes, anatomical problems, stud problems and she was very thankful . Right before she hung up she informed me that every time they try and breed the bitch all 6-8 of her friends are getting bitten by the bitch and the stud. First of all why do you have 6-8 people present during the process and why are the dogs biting them............."well it takes 4 of us to hold the bitch down on her back and 4 of us to get the penis into the bitch."

"breeder" bitch, I got 3 comments/recommendations for you:
1 Spay the bitch
2 Get out of the business of breeding
3 Have you ever heard the term "doggy style".....think.....think......visualize this postion.


Long pause on her end..........then a long "oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"...and then she hung up.....

8 comments:

  1. Please tell me you're joking.

    ReplyDelete
  2. NOPE....an honest to god true story.......it is scary that one,these people are trying to breed dogs and two, they are breeding themselves.......

    ReplyDelete
  3. There should a law to sterilize idiots...

    ReplyDelete