Mating the BITCH..............

Late night call at the ER Clinic..it seems this Dobie "breeder" has been trying to breed her prized bitch for 2 years and she never gets pregnant. So, it was slow and I decided to get on the phone and give her some thoughts, rule-outs and recommendations. We discussed medical problems, infectious causes, anatomical problems, stud problems and she was very thankful . Right before she hung up she informed me that every time they try and breed the bitch all 6-8 of her friends are getting bitten by the bitch and the stud. First of all why do you have 6-8 people present during the process and why are the dogs biting them............."well it takes 4 of us to hold the bitch down on her back and 4 of us to get the penis into the bitch."

"breeder" bitch, I got 3 comments/recommendations for you:
1 Spay the bitch
2 Get out of the business of breeding
3 Have you ever heard the term "doggy style".....think.....think......visualize this postion.


Long pause on her end..........then a long "oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"...and then she hung up.....