Wednesday, January 11, 2012

A few more haiku

Urethral blockage
Vomiting, straining, and death.
NO HE CAN'T GO HOME!

"His nose is not wet"
I think I missed the lectures
on "nose moisture scale."

"His nose is too dry"
He isn't dehydrated
Stop touching his nose!

Routine wellness check:
Did you really not notice
this foul-smelling mass?

Quick! Emergency!
He's bleeding all over me!
Oh. He broke a nail.

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, I evidently missed the Nose Moisture Scale lecture as well. I also missed the lecture about how if a dog doesn't poop at its regular time it's an emergency, but it's okay to wait on repeated vomiting.

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  2. Ha, been there, done all those!

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