<hans gruber>
ATTENTION POLICE.  ATTENTION.... POLICE. </hans gruber>

Snapping turtles are not "lost" and in need of veterinary care when you find them crossing the road.  Seriously.  They are wild-ass and biting nasty pseudo-reptiles that are going in search of

a. a lake
b. a place to lay eggs, or
c. a person which they can maul and consume

Please do not bring any more wild-ass nasty biting snapping turtles into my clinic and release them from their cardboard Hanoi Hilton to roam through my hospital, snapping at my staff (hence the term SNAPPING turtle).

Thank you for your attention.  You guys rock.  Leave the turtles alone, unless you just gently rescue them from traffic so they may go on their merry way.