Caller: " I think that my cat is having trouble giving birth. She is rolling around on the floor and meowing real loud!"
Vet: "How old is your cat?"
Caller: "She's 9 months old, never been out of the house."
Vet: "Do you have any other cats? Any tom cats?"
Caller: "No, no other cats. Just her and she never goes outside."
Vet: "Well, I think your cat is going into heat. If she hasn't been around any male cats, it is unlikely that she is pregnant."
Caller: "Oh, ok."
*******few minutes later the guy calls again******
Caller: "I forgot to tell you, we do have a chihuahua...he's real close to her size."
Caller: (mad) "Well, you don't have to laugh, is she having chikitties or not?"
Seriously. And this guy had kids. Public education fail, folks!