A sarcastic veterinary blog dedicated to all of the money grubbing vets out there who are fed up with the insanity of the American public.
Little yappy thingYou won't draw my blood againI muzzle you now.
Biting tiny muttAims at jugular with joyI hold the syringe
a veterinarian friend just pointed me in your direction and I can't stop laughing. I was an emergency vet tech and HATED it when we had small yappy dogs come in, because when they invariably made a lunge for my hands I'd get "Fluffy loves you! Look!". Well, lady, I'm going to love Fluffy too. With my fist.