Sunday, January 1, 2012

Haiku to a biting dog

Yapping little dog
Your teeth are like long daggers
You sleep in freezer


  1. Little yappy thing
    You won't draw my blood again
    I muzzle you now.

  2. Biting tiny mutt
    Aims at jugular with joy
    I hold the syringe

  3. a veterinarian friend just pointed me in your direction and I can't stop laughing. I was an emergency vet tech and HATED it when we had small yappy dogs come in, because when they invariably made a lunge for my hands I'd get "Fluffy loves you! Look!". Well, lady, I'm going to love Fluffy too. With my fist.